So I have a little problem I'd like to call Date-a-Phobia. Symptoms include clammy/shaky hands, nervous nail biting, distribution of fake phone numbers and general avoidance of date-seeking men.
What better way to conquer this problem than by bombarding myself, dating as many men as possible?? To make things even more interesting, let's use an online dating website to facilitate the procurement of victims. Guaranteed to find a garden variety of freaks. I'm especially looking forward to the guy who lies about his height and ends up at boob's eye view... or the guy who seems completely normal, cute, smart (online), but (in person) I find out he has the voice of a eunuch or a raging lisp.
In the process of beating my phobia into the ground, I shall publicly humiliate each and every one of my dates. It's okay, I'll keep (last) names anonymous. This way, I won't go to hell. Thanks to blogging, I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone by providing entertainment value AND e-documentation of my progress all on one simple link.
Let the games... BEGIN!!!
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I could claim credit for the blog title, but I won't. Thats me. I'm a giver. And because I'm going to enjoy reading this WAY too much....
ReplyDeleteGame ON Xtina!